1) I hate the smell of my own shit. Why smell someone else’s?
2) Women have the court-granted (not God-given) right to your paycheck and children.
3) Periods…………period.
4) I don’t want a morning breath French kiss. Skip to the blowjob.
5) I don’t want somebod’ else’s kids telling me I’m not their daddy. I know that. I’m ok with it.
6) I don’t want to do whatever women suggest. Usually it’s dumb.
7) In sickness……….didn’t hear anything after that.
8) Yes women fart too.
9) Do I look fat in this? (Ummm…..no but you do look fat naked)
10) Till death do us part.