
51 Things White People Love…The Redux
March 10, 2018
- Killing black people.
- Pretending to hate black on black crime.
- Ignoring white on white crime.
- Groupon.
- Anything overpriced.
- Fungus.
- Fireworks (reminds them of war)
- War movies.
- Horror movies.
- Scifi (because they know their race won’t be there)
- The GAP…..still…….
- Disney (global pedophilia network)
- Not being reminded of slavery
- Flip flops
- Mayonnaise
- Starbucks!!!!!!!!!!
- Guns (because they’re shaped like black dicks)
- Skiing
- Flying
- Boating
- Training animals (because they’re training themselves)
- Dogs (because they share DNA)
- Dairy (normal people are lactose intolerant)
- Pretending cow’s milk is for humans
- Not feeling racist while being racist.
- Big Ass White Lies
- HIS-STORY
- Pizza
- Snorkeling
- Ziplining
- Making blacks appear dumb
- Bestiality
- Incest
- Opioids
- Cannibalism (consuming any raw meat)
- Viagra
- Cocaine
- Alcohol (necessary for white metabolism)
- Complaining about immigration
- Extreme sports (anything close to death)
- Goofiness
- Electric Slide….still……damn……
- Getting melanoma at the beach
- Using the word “unfortunate” to hide corruption and racism
- Pretending to be black
- Dancing off the beat (actually they can’t help it)
- Cultural plagiarism of Ancient Egypt
- Pretending Egypt/Kemet is in Europe
- Raising their children with nannies and boot camp
- The Dow Jones (even with no investment)
- Trailer park
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