Female Uber Eats Drivers Suck To Hell
March 18, 2019I swear every time I order food from Uber Eats I say a little prayer that the delivery will be by a male. Females just cannot get the shit right. I don’t understand what is so difficult about picking up food and delivering it.
First of all they are usually late as hell. We have GPS on every cell phone now so what is the problem. It’s basically driving the car for you. It just needs your damn hands and feet.
Second I live in a gated apartment but people are always coming and going all day and night. Females always tell me they’re at the gate and they need a code. My apartment gate doesn’t have a damn code. You go to the side panel and look up the person’s name. It calls them and then they hit nine. This is all well and good but it’s far easier for them to just piggyback on someone. Every time I tell them I’m coming out they end up getting a piggyback before I make it there and then they drive right past me. I always tell them if I come out to not piggyback so we don’t miss each other. Good grief man!!!!!! We’re paying and tipping to have the food delivered to the door!!!!!!!! The pizza guy doesn’t have this problem!!!!
Third sometimes they give me the wrong friggin’ food. That’s just fucking unforgivable. It was red meat and pork which I don’t eat!!!!! I called but she had already checked out for the night and the restaurant had already closed. I got my money back of course.
Fourth sometimes the females have a bad attitude. Not my problem. Save it for whoever caused it……usually themselves. The white females sometimes throw the food at you like they’ve never seen a black male in their lives. This is the reason I prefer eating in than going out. At least this way they don’t know I’m black before they open the door but whites are always terrified whenever they see a black person at night.
For these reasons and others I’m hoping Uber soon allows you to choose the gender of your deliverer just like they do for doctors and physicians.
